Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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