i think my tv is drunk
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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