So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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