Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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