butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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