forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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