what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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