I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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