I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i've created a new STD.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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