I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
