is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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