i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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