last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
