you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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