If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
