careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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