I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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