Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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