I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
