O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Come on in and take your pants off
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