Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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