All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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