what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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