Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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