i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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