yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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