u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I party with great urgency now.
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