I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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