weddingsv make me drug and hornr
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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