one two three fourrrrnication!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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