at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
