She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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