Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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