then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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