it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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