all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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