How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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