Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize