Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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