okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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