party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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