Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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