Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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