when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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