what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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