Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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