Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
how does that bad decision feel?
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