So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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