Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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