So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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