Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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