its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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