i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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