He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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