nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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