ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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