I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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