Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm bleeding and have questions
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
