I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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