i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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